My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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