You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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