so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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