Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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