For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize