I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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