You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
