wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
