Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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