I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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