i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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