There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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