well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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