So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
this hospital has no fireball
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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