Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i out mim tonsoeep
Randomize
