ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The uberlube is also flammable
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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