my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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