He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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