Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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