I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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