I molested 6 butterflies tonight
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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