Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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