they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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