so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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