I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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