i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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