She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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