i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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