im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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