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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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