called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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