I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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