Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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