do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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