belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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