I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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