hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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