The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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