What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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