You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
