if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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