so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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