id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
