why didn't you poke me back
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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