For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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