My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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