What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we're making bets on your personal life
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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