Sponge bath it is.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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