i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
we're so committed to being not committed
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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