..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Randomize