i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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