Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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