Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
