We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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