I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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