how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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